I am a crazy guy with crazy life(style) and ideas

I spent one hr in Tesco, looking for some gloves and I was NOT able to find them by myself. So I asked for some help and found out, that I stood directly in front of them all the time.
I wanted to have a shower, so I soaped my body and than I found out - I had NO WATER. I stayed there for half an hour praying for water.
Finally I bumped my head against my wardrobe.
I really had enough for one day.