my new year's resolutions

I hereby promise that I'll:

eat a lot of chocolate, do bad things, get drunk at least one time, be naughty, smoke cigarettes (again, at least one), drink coffee, be lazy, be obsessed, kick somebody's ass, be vulgar, become fat, not clean my teeth, not wash up........


These are my new year's resolutions and I? I am a poor guy, who doesn't like this stupid idea.;-)